Charlie: What would it turn out like, Paddy? You know what I mean, don’t you?
Kitten: It’d be an absolute disaster, like me.
Nurse: Now, I want you to read this leaflet. It outlines all aspects of the termination procedure.
Charlie: Termination? You mean this is an abortion clinic?
Nurse: Yes, of course it is.
Charlie: Hmmm, I thought it was a fertility clinic.
Kitten: I think she changed her mind. Thank you.
Charlie: You said it’d be a disaster, like you.
Kitten: Worse, probably.
Charlie: But I love you, you fucking disaster.
Kitten: Oh, Charlie.